10.	30 laughs....or it's free!
9.	Their willingness to be used as body shields during announcement of company downsizing.
8.	They must be affordable as they certainly are not gouging clients to pay for expensive promotional material.
7.	If their personal wardrobe is any indication of their sense of humour...they must be funny!!
6.	They're willing to stop their shows to announce "New Hollywood Squares " winners.
5.	They once held the county record for tag team molasses chugging.
4.	They like to send in their own pictures to "America's Most Wanted" to capitalize on free promotional value.
3.	They never perform at government functions as they find the comedic environment too "competitive".
2.	They give away cheap toasters as a pathetic and obvious attempt to secure new business.
1.	They are using this business as a stepping stone to the Canadian Senate.

“Six days later and they’re still laughing!”

Valerie Campbell
Campaign Director
Navion Financial development Systems